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mangomamita:

best look: big t-shirt no bra slutty underwear and ponytail

I agree

Cat spawner

Cat spawner

cheesynoodles:

i basically just finished skyrim. i did everything there is to do. i feel empty now

Omg
Tell me what there is to do

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

goonforgetmeidontmatter:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much 

I can never open my eyes after this, i really feel like im dead and i feel so peaceful and happy

goonforgetmeidontmatter:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

I always reblog this I just love it so much 

I can never open my eyes after this, i really feel like im dead and i feel so peaceful and happy

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

No!

i don’t even know 

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.