is there a button which makes you a girl ?
if so i am willing to pay a lot!
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
is anyone with me on killin’ the human race?
Still makes me laugh
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.